As far as I\u2019ve been able to determine, giants come in roughly three sizes: \u2018Very\u2019 big, \u2018Way, WAY\u2019 big, and \u2018Good grief, would you look at THAT!\u2019 big. It is possible that there may be even larger ones, but I\u2019ve never personally seen any.<\/p>\n
A few folks, mostly adults, contend that there are no such things as giants. I will not waste your time nor mine disputing such radical theories. They probably don\u2019t believe in the Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy either. Blasphemy.<\/p>\n
In addition (and you may not believe this) there are folks who dispute the fact that hamburgers grow on bushes. Good grief\u2026doesn\u2019t anyone major in agriculture anymore? I know for a fact that a certain fast-food chain started this rumor. Want scientific proof? Well, there are pictures of several hamburger bushes in this very book.<\/p>\n
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